January 2012
Happy New Year to all my followers!
Last post of 2011.
I love you all so much!
See y’all in 2012.
December 2011
Mom: stop picking your nose
Me: I'm checking for bats in the cave
Mom: so use a tissue
Me: these are the type you can't blow out. Plus I like picking them out anyway. It's like my own personal gold mine.
“Marty, if you touch me one more time, I will break your fingernails and stuff...”
– My brother, Nicky
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
burnintotheground:
beeeleenn:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
This is my 4,000th post!
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ASK ME THESEEEE. →
Something you can’t stop thinking about.
What you would do if you had all the money in the world.
What you think you’re most talented at.
How you take it when someone breaks up with you.
The list of things you always travel with.
Three people you would take to Wonderland.
The last thing you were scared about.
Favorite eye color on the preferred sex.
If you would marry the person you are...
"I want a twilight theme park"
I think you already have one. It’s called a forest.
Click here for more laughs!
Seriously? What’s it gonna include? A bed for you to sleep in while a guy breathes down on you?
Monica Gellar + Chandler Bing
OTP
Just watched the episode of Friends where Chandler...
I have chills.
That was so romantic.
4 tags
“On my ooooown! I can’t believe I’m cryyyyyyy-ying!”
– My mom listening to Les Miz
1 tag
I am seeing Billy Elliott on Wednesday January...
I want to see the musical full through before it closes.
Last time I saw it I was 35 minutes late and the first act was half over.
Leave a Taylor Swift song in my ask and I'll tell...
53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before
Instructions: You should know these by now.
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5: Do you use your parking brake?
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7: Do you know how to play chess?
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
14: Are you allergic to anything?
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17: Ever driven away in anger?
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
19: Are you a vegetarian?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
23: Do you think that things will get better?
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25: What's your favourite quote?
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30: What's your favourite book genre?
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
35: Do dogs like you?
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
37: Do people listen when you speak?
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40: Do you use torrents?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
42: Are you addicted to technology?
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49: Peter Pan?
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
If I ever find my celebrity crush's house →
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Nothing like hearing your mom screaming the lyrics...
See what your followers think of you.
eye-reen:
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
Me: I've almost reached 4,000 posts on tumblr
Nik: don't tell dad. He won't stop making fun of you for having no life
Conversations with my mom
Mom: oh look Aleksa, I bought you these pads. They're narrower.
Me: *sarcastic* oh look! They have hearts on them! Ugh. I hate being a woman sometimes. I don't even wanna know what menopause is like… seriously I don't wanna know.
Mom: it's not like I was gonna say anything.
Me: okay. I'm just saying. I'll find out in about thirty years. Does that sound about right?
Mom: more or less.
Mom: look at the tampons I bought. They're different colors.
Me: oh kotex. Dad bought those pads for me once and he was like "oh, they're multicolored!" and I was like "Dad, I don't give a fuck!"
Everyone's Lines on Glee
Rachel: ME ME ME! MINE MINE MINE! ME! .... you?
Finn: Uhhhh.... Ummm... I'm the leader! ... Um... Watch me say something rude that I will not apologize for later!
Quinn: ME ME ME! ... CRAZY BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
Rory: Irish mumble... line that doesn't make sense.
Santana: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU! Ripping retort and emotional tears.
Blaine: Inspirations dribble taken completely out of context. Unbelievably nice and helpful comment? Ignored.
Brittany: Funny word pun. CATS!
Artie: Nerd reference. Unimportant comment phrased like a gangsta.
Sam: Abs...
Mr. Schue: Blah blah blah! No one listens to anything I say anyway, so it really doesn't matter what I say. Blah blah blah Regionals!
Puck: Badass line that doesn't mean anything. Heartwarming thoughtfulness. Poop.
Kurt: Bitchy zinger. Speech that makes the whole world cry... except for the people in the show actually being talked to.
Mike: Dance. Dance? ... Dance.
Tina: ... I get a line? Holy hell! I got a line! Oh my god! What should I say? Something funny? Something sweet! OH! It should be about Mike! What should I say about Mike? .... Ooops. Line's over.
